Headed to Hog Heaven
Well folks, you best be prepared to pig out like it's your last supper. This ain't no ordinary day. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity of your pork chop of a life. We're launching into Hog Heaven, where the slop is always fresh, the mud baths are plentiful, and the only thing you gotta do is relax. Grab your overalls. Hold on tight, partner T